casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.
Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.
casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.
Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.
what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!
I squish boobs and grant miracles.
I am Speedwagon then
I warm people with my glorious abs
I’d probably be a magical girl with, like, insanely large titties.
Die and reborn/respawn infinite times?
Being able to control milk and make it appear anywhere
The power to make anyone and everyone FABULOUS
"Punks dead" NOT WHILE I’M HERE ITS NOT!
Well fucking shit
It’s perfectly okay to periodically want to complain about something that is frustrating you.
It’s perfectly okay to not be the one who does the solutions- sometimes just talking about it to someone who does is a big help.
it’s perfectly okay to be at the point where you don’t WANT to or are…
whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
When I was in high school the guy I’m dating and living with now was a few years older than my friends and I and he had was a goth kid too but he’s very intelligent and charismatic and loved to mess with the crazy goth kids so he has them all believing he was a 3000 year old vampire lord who knew Jesus and he had a bet with him and now Jesus owes him 2 goats which is now like $500 and Jesus started Christianity and died to get out of the deal so he was waiting for the second coming to get his money from Jesus which is only going to increase with inflation and interest and all these 14-15 year olds actually believed him and that he had the powers and shit so he used it to start a ‘cult following’ and these kids would bring him food and buy him gifts and even when he told them to stop they wouldn’t leave him alone and it’s amazing what high school kids believe
He’s killin it.
Follow him. He’s great.
Give this man a cookie!
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
*leaves facebook forever*
I think you should give her what she wants and tell us her name? I mean, it’s honorable of you to have blacked it out but if she insists…
CAN YOU GUYS JUST LOOK AT DEAN’S EYES
watch the eyes
YES THIS THIS SCENE WHAT THE HELL DEAN WHAT THE HELL?